What to do with Days of W?

Today.  Was a day.  Beginning with W.  Yeah.  Wednesday.  But it felt like Woe-day.  Or Whoa-day.  Maybe even a Wow-Watt-tee-eff-day.

I don’t know.  I thought I was beyond this.  Beyond having rotten days.  Not that I never expected to have any more rotten days, it’s just that after the last few years, I was hoping to have a little easier go at it.

And maybe my expectations were getting overblown.  After all, the last few days were so spectacular and exciting, I just kind of thought that maybe I was on a roll.  But my rock didn’t roll.  It pretty much just sat there.  What I’m saying is that today was pretty much a bummer.  Wait.  Yesterday was partially a bummer, too.

But neither day was totally a bummer.  Just.  Certain.  Things.  Happened.  That.  I wish.  I handled better.

Whenever I get this way, what I really need a good night’s sleep.  And I’m thinking right now what I need is a nice chunk of chocolate.  I’m not really a chocolate person, but sometimes, nothing but chocolate can solve a day of woe-whoa-watt-tee-eff.

So what I’m going to do instead of that.  Is what any rational person would do.  I’m going to listen to my daughter play trombone.  And be happy she has lungs that work.  While I do that, I will be sitting next to my dog who is sleeping and passing gas.  And I will be thankful that I have a nose that smells, and that she was able to eat some rotten crap off the floor so I wouldn’t have to clean it.

And I’m going to laugh at the fact that somebody took their rotten day out on me, because I have been knocked senseless by the rotten gaseous emissions of my dog who is dreaming of eating some rotten crap off the floor so that I don’t have to clean it.

There.  Problem solved.  I feel so much better now.  Off to my fun box!  C’ya!

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