Add New Post

So.  I am staring at this blank page.  And the Headline, “Add New Post” as if it is a command that I have to obey.

Obey?  Me?  I don’t know if I feel like obeying right now.  It’s Sunday.  And I would rather be sitting in my yard sipping a tall glass of lemonade or ice tea.  Watching my dog roll around in the dirt.  But.  I am not in my yard.  I am here.  At the computer.  Always the obedient servant, I listen to my computer and I type.

Wait.  It says Add New Post.  Not Type New Post.  How do I do this post adding stuff?  Is it simply jamming on the ten-key thing?  That’s Fun!  I’m sure everyone would just love to read a bunch of numbers.  Anyone fluent in machine code out there?

I have no clue what to add.  So has writing become suddenly like math?  While I was sleeping did Language Arts somehow merge into an unhappy union with Calculus and Geometry?  Oh, wait.  Adding is the easy stuff.  They didn’t say divide, multiply or solve for x and y.  Or Pi r squared area stuff.  Whew!  I’m off the hook.

Anyway.  How do I form words and letters into an arithmetic equation?  I guess what I write isn’t exactly comprehensible sometimes, so why not throw a little math into the equation so that everybody completely misunderstands?

A little misunderstanding.  Ah.  To hell with it.  Where’s my lemonade?  Add new post?  Not in my box!

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