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Drumming 2the March of a Different Beater
No comments · Posted by Vt Slique in Mind rumbling, uncontrollably spewing forth stuff and non-stuff.
I set a destination and began the march. But every step seemed to take me in a direction other than where I intended to go. The attempt to leap over huge hurdles to make up time only landed me in piles of raw sewage.
Stinky stuff. Good thing I had my drum with me.
So I pulled back, scratched my back with the drumstick, and thought. Bashed my head through the drum and thought some more. Used the drum rim for a hula. (I think best when I dance.)
I decided to take it slowly. The soldiers were weary. No more marching. Time to bring in the heavy artillery. Major assistance was needed. It was time to creep like an old lady in a walker. So I tossed out my PF Flyers and donned my sensible shoes and support hose.
One step. Wait. Arrive at foreign place. Two step. Wait. Arrive on alien planet. Three step. Wait. Wake up in Kansas. Four step. Wait. Play a game of bingo…
Yeah. I guess January is the wrong month to start a march. The destination has changed so many times my coupons have expired. I’m just going to dye my hair blue now. I’ll see you at the early bird special…
